Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Top 5 Best Brad Pitt Characters

Since Inglourious Basterds was released (review is coming), I thought it would be fun to rank the best of Brad Pitt's characters.:


5. John Smith (Mr. and Mrs. Smith)


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Mr. Smith from Mr. and Mrs. Smith definitely deserves a spot on the list. Seeing him beat the crap out of Angelina Jolie and then having rough sex is a fantasy for anyone with genitals.



4. Louis de Ponte Du Lac (Interview with the Vampire)


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The best vampire of any movie period.



3. Rusty Ryan (Ocean's 11, 12, 13)


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Crazy Mustache + Brad Pitt = Win



2. Tyler Durden (Fight Club)


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Watching Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden is like drinking a fine wine. Then you smash the bottle over your head and let the blood run down your face while you grit your teeth.



1. Lt Aldo Raine (Inglourious Basterds)


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Bonjourno! I still can't believe how awesome he is in Inglourious Basterds. He plays one of the funniest characters I've ever seen because everything out of his mouth is instant gold. "You see, we're in the business of killin' Nazis, and boy, business is boomin'. "

2 comments:

  1. I have genitals and yes I did love Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
    Also... mmmm Joe Black and Tristan Ludlow (I love scalp necklaces!)

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  2. That's a tough list to make, he's got so many gems

    Se7en
    Twelve Monkeys
    Burn After Reading

    But I'd agree with your list.

    "...that's a mexican stand off!"

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